Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
AouraV 0
okay so next time you date someone the first question you should ask is "are you involved with anyone besides me?" Tell her think about it as if people aren't gonna call her a **** to her face anymore just behind her back because a relationship is 1-on-1 NOT 1-on-2 or any other number.... unless your single then it can be ****-on-1 or 1-on-hand :) oh you should get checked cause if she's banging you on the side who else is she banging?
fixxxer_fml 0
Hahahaha, YDI.. Do your ******* research man! Where did you go wrong? Learn from it!
kikiface 1
ydi for dating a girl too dumb to realize that maybe saying that to you is a bad idea.
FerrariCake 2
This could have been a Mentos commercial! eat a Mentos, comfort her while taking off her clothes, and then bang her! (oh and smile for the camera while you're showing your roll of mentos)
smokey13bk 0
that makes u a pimp nu-guh
creativegenius 0
Ahahahahaha FerrariCake X-D
Compass 0
Look at it this way: Now you 2 can get married! :D
yourfarewell 1
And you didn't expect this to happen, why?
Ultimate_Cynic 0
That's what I'm wondering. Always, always, ALWAYS expect some form of deceit from a woman. If you're lucky it'll only be something small and inconsequential. Bitch just wanted to have her cake and eat it too.
icanfmlalldaylon 0
Lmao what a dipshit lol
epicenur 2
sorry to hear honey, but I haveeven worse newa