Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Nervous
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Self own + Karma
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Bad omen
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Top comments
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
taisalape 0
dude! you are all that is man! most married women are hookers! when they get bored they start creepin! that's why u never marry them, then it's easier to get away! I love all you married hookers!
babybubz 0
wtf?
bigpapi210 0
that sux OP, sounds like u didn't know she was married. **** her 1 last time then dump her sorry ***** ass.
jrocks213 0
damn!
erjaguam 0
you're the affair. sad.
samantha_durano 6
**** that's harsh :( I say dump her slutty ass.
Mirandals 0
FYL.
stinkytruck 0
*****
hisbabygurl1 0
WTF!!!! if u can't keep ur legs together when ur around other guys while beig married then don't get married!! dump her ass!!!
jacobsessed 0
awww that's a sucky way to find out fyl
PsychoMerk 0
I guess it's the fact that YOU'RE what she's stuck with :p sorry OP, but she's a *****, cut that shit off now. :O