Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML
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Vesi 30
I'm so sorry for both of you. You definitely need to see a therapist and take time to grieve. Her chemistry is all over the place right now so please don't take it to heart unless this is a regular occurrence. (Yelling and berating you)
Mad Jack 3
Toxic femininity.
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Vesi 30
I'm so sorry for both of you. You definitely need to see a therapist and take time to grieve. Her chemistry is all over the place right now so please don't take it to heart unless this is a regular occurrence. (Yelling and berating you)
Mad Jack 3
Toxic femininity.