Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
jamjenni2774 0
If she cheats on her husband, she will at some point cheat on you!!
aardvarkish 17
I guess it could be worse... ?
ImCool7 0
you totally deserve it........i assume u mean ur girlfriend as in your friend thats a girl......not someone your sexually attracted to: therefore ydi because u wer bangin ur friends husband, now shes getting a divorce and crying because of your selfish actions
boatkicker 5
Translation? Maybe I'm just being stupid because I'm quite tired, but I can't make any sense of that.... :(
Sinisin2010 0
Does anybody know French?
Vanni 0
I know French fries, French kisses, French bread, French kisses, French dressing, French maids, and a few French guys. Close enough?
perdix 31
You forgot Ticklers
paper_tigers 0
ya bang her guts in and leave her...
MermaidSongXOXO 6
This is what you do: Shoot her, rape her corpse, burn her remains, throw the ashes in a lake, and have gay buttsecks with her husband.
paper_tigers 0
or you could do this^^
macaaroni 0
That's pretty awesome IMO. Did u tell her you know you're better than her husband anyways?
okieraider71 4
How come the reply numbers are not in order?
paper_tigers 0
dunno comments are being erased or just disappearing would be my guess
JayyAmazingg 0
Damnn Thats Harshh.
angrynegro7 16
That's ****** up! I'm guessing you didn't know that your gf was married, OP. If that is the case, FYL. The way I see it, you got 2 choices: A) you can walk (no, RUN!) from all of the ensuing drama and leave the bitch to her own devices, or B) come clean with her husband and hope that he doesn't dropkick you for sticking your penis inside his wife.