Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
Yankeepunk 0
wow sorry but this made me laugh my ass off when I read it. hey look at the bright side. You messed around with Married woman! thats awsome. meaning she thought you were hotter then her husbaned. party on your side
ReeNAh 0
what a ****!
ashiiya 0
Great way to find out, ey? Ugh =_= did you, with your honest heart, not know that she was married? It sounds like it. But why is she crying that she's getting a divorce? She's sad, does that mean she wanted to stay with her husband? Ugh cheaters are retardedly complicated, I'm not even gonna try to understand them. She could've been doing everything in her power to cover up the fact she was married until this idiotic moment. I don't know, cheating girls can by quite cunning until they "accidentally" tell you like this. Was she was actually expecting you to be like "oh it's gonna be ok, besides, you got me, I can marry you, don't worry". Um NO. I got no sympathy for those who cheat while married.
gabbie412 0
lol
OhHellYeahWhoo 0
Yeah...been there...its going to be ok...they eventually stop crying after a few weeks of shoulder therapy and several cases of wine...everything will be back to "normal" soon enough mate.
jimbobday 2
Had the same thing happen to me. except it was my gf of two years FML
fmlwinnn 0
DUMP HER ASS!!! and why would she be crying if her husband was divorcing her for that? she completely deserves it, and she doesn't deserve you either
melonsmasherrr 0
what the hell? that my friend is a *****
seracy13 0
dude leave her ***** ass
flippidyshit 9
lawls