Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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Top comments
MacOSXpert 7
WTF? God people have no morals these days.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.
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Comments (153)
flippidyshit 9
I would have been all like "YOU WERE MARRIED YOU BITCH! I'M GUNNA ******* KILL YOU!" then kill her and dump the body in her ex-husband's trashcan and frame it on him, then act all sad '
GoneClubbin 9
You should get her a card!
remixedmouse 0
No sympathy for the ****
pasha92 5
Cheaters sicken me
krista_nicole96 2
God what a ****! What happened to marriage being sacred?
matega 18
Well hopefully now her boyfriend is going to dump her for having a husband.
fantasyworld 39
What happened to marriage being sacred?
Jeffrey Scott Leeper 4
You dodged a bullet my friend. I'll bet he wasn't the first she cheated on and you likely would have been next. I'm sorry.
Jeffrey Scott Leeper 4
You dodged a bullet my friend. I'll bet he wasn't the first she cheated on and you likely would have been next. I'm sorry.
cumminsncope 4
Funny how that works, isn't it?