Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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under_estimated 0
you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh
UniverseMan 0
You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something
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MacOSXpert 7
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Dump that prick!
ImaginaryFoe 1
You should dump him but YDI.
idkwtfbbq 3
wow, it would have been a better story if you were 8 months pregnant too...
Ouroboros_fml 0
get revenge before you dump him
whitley1031 0
FROZEN PEE!!!! YDI and FYL, bc u shuldnt hav gotten in his car, rather than a bathroom. BUT, that was overboard of him sending u walkin home in frozen pee clothes /:
reyemrein 0
is your boyfriend a child molester because you sound like you are 6
captainmarshall1 0
Yes I agree. That is a major asshole move! It's not like he's never pissed his pants...
mattthew 0
true thatt
Felendris 0
/facepalm
robhammer 0
by dump they mean take a dump along with ur pee
iSwag 0
4 ****** miles?!? wow he is officially nominated for Bitch of the Year
chocobunnyyumyum 0
original poster
jason2468 0
haha who the hell says prick when refering to some one
zach055 23
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If a girl did that in my car I would **** her right there
thikimo 0
you should have peed on the grass somewhere before you got in :3
DGross 8
^^lol ...and sorry OP but YDI though the walk home is a little harsh unless they were really nice heated leather seats or something it's not too hard to go before or ask him to pull over
Epicfailz01 0
yea defenitely dump him
Stardude64 0
Wow how old r u again? :/
metsrule64 0
well I guess he does not gave a pee fetish
ericvolp12 0
u should be older b4 u date
Jrook 0
quit telling people to get revenge, the idiot peed all over the place. that is about as fair as it gets, that car will stink forever now
TapeMan_3000 0
how do you "accidentally" pee all over someones car WTF. I would make you walk too rather than pee on my ride.
Melkezidech 0
Today, my driver invited some broad inside for a ride home. I knew this was a bad idea but didn't say anything. As soon as the bitch steps inside she lets loose a TORRENT of piss, on everything. The sexy covertable from across the street is stopping by tommorow. FML
Drummer389000 0
I do! :D you prick...
Drummer389000 0
your ***** gonna stink forever fuckface. who gives a shit. I would take a girl over a car any day. I would make you walk even if it was 0 degrees outside and you hadn't peed you ****** asshole!
ydibeeotch 0
ydi for not controlling ur bladder, beeotch!
Pmm368 5
OP probably had to pee so bad that they couldn't control their bladder and it all just came out.
Bamfy 0
LOL I was going through the "moderate" thing and I saw your boyfriends FML talking bout how he had to clean the seat
nightELFassasin6 0
WTF #83
z620 0
WTF #18?
deathcab7 0
time for the depends! (: you'll always be prepared then. and how do you pee, 'everywhere'? like, was it that intense!?
dg72592_fml 0
@73: british people
jizwiz 3
I dont know whats wrong with this guy but I think thats pretty hott. And its not like you cared about his mess he left in your car after you had sex...oh wait did I say too much? When he made you get out you shouldve peed on his windshield. Then you should have sex with another guy right in front of his car then get thr guy to break into ur bfs car and highjack and see how he feels. Damn thatd be hott!
miniman332211 0
sssux
cherrypieguy 0
http://www.fmylife.com/member/whyme_ss maybe if you weren't nine you would have better bladder control.
duke10861 0
that happened to me once...when I was three..is the op three?
boots9491 0
he already has to clean it up...
Naughty123 0
http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=645b1f061bbc2c145904b6b048c137d8
LTMcleod 0
jizwiz.. what's wrong with you?
hunter989 0
at #18 amen!
ughno 0
people are so mean! you had an accident and that's okay :) that guy is a jerk for not realizing that you are human and humans make mistakes :)
helo2 0
WTF #180
mlwalker88 18
Maybe you shouldn't be dating someone old enough to drive if you're only nine...
DavidCooksAngel 0
she pissed in his car lol, I think that is good enough revenge. hopefully the pissed stains and the smell sets in and won't come out.
NixKuH 0
Hahaha dumb bitch, I would've kicked you out too.
Reyo 2
Ok first of all, when ALL of you comment to the first person to be at the top, the whole "being at the top" thing becomes nonexistant. Anyway, what are you 5? We'll ignore the fact that your boyfriend did that to you, though I do agree that he is a prick, but why didn't you go BEFORE getting in his car?
ecko_7672 0
haha did u get that from 16 and pregnant, #11?
boyguydudemalema 0
Kinky.
boyguydudemalema 0
stupid bitch why the **** did you still got inside the car while having to pee real badly?i dunno but i think it takes time to go to the level where you cant comtrol your pee, meaning u prolly felt the need to pee b4 u got inside. so you ******* deserve that shit and even more!!
Gjeesterphlunnie 0
@20 -> I, for one, can confidently say that I have NEVER pissed my pants...
Gjeesterphlunnie 0
@89 -> wow, dude.... wow....
tylahgrace 12
@18 agreeeeeed. learn to hold your bladder, that's fricken disgusting.
Pearljammer001 0
what a p****, time to dump that asshat and move on with your life.
cucuto89 0
If your dating someone who can drive and your only 9, you are a **** and he is a pedo
channymayy 0
you really should dump him. he could be a little more supportiveee lol
auna85 0
stfu
Mirequetz 6
...Why are people acting like he did something horribly wrong? She pissed all over the seat of his car. She owes him an apology and a car detailing.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
OP is the prick. u're not allowed to accidently piss everywhere while awake between the ages of 8-60 w/o a medical condition. hope u learned ur lesson
some_girl9 8
SHE should get revenge on HIM? She's the one who pissed inside his car. He's the one who has to deal with the stench and pay to get it cleaned, and probably reupholstered. What exactly did he do to deserve that in the first place, idiot?
amy397123 0
#18 got it. Adults do not pee their pants. Also, do not pee in his car. Thats disgusting. I would have kicked you out as well. Do it in a bush or something.
Awakawak18 0
I probably would have run you over after I kicked you out if you pissed all in my car
lonidani9229 3
LMAO ROFL
Skimbap 0
lol, you can tell that all the people who are saying dump him are just chicks, i'd say idiotic, but just saying chicks proves my point, anyways the dumb broad deserves it for pissing in his car
gunnar7240 0
hold it. it is your own fault.
Feklfekl2222 32
at least it was a warm day
cwl727 33
#149 that is why she has him pull over or go before she left. She could not have just suddenly had to pee really badly she should have felt the build up.
under_estimated 0
you should have just told him before you got in the car and uh...went...duh
letthemxeatcake 0
Yeah, why didn't you do that? Oh, and dump him for being such an ass!
afatmonkey 0
next time you piss, go in his mouth. he'll love it, I swear. or take a dump. that would also be hot. well, actually, it would only be steamy and moist. warm.
sc95060sc 0
wat the **** do u expect?
DGross 8
@ #106 WTF... most guys I know wouldn't want shit in their mouths... have fun with that...
MimiKnox 0
YDI for not peeing before leaving the house or where ever you were...It's probably more of an FML for the boy coz it is more costly and takes ages to clean and get your stinking pee out of the car. Walk the four miles...its not that bad...kids in poor countries walk further than that while carrying buckets of water EVERYDAY!!!
natepyron 0
whaaa#20? i don't think it's normal to piss yo self... probably just you... and even if you do, why in a car? ydi op...
samantha_durano 6
106: I think I vomited a little. eeww.
mudd 0
mimiknox rules.
gigiskye 20
So you don't sympathize for her walking four miles in 20 degree weather because of kids in Africa, yet you sympathize him for having to clean out his car a little. ******* asshole Kys
JassyJas 2
you peed EVRERYWHERE?! not just in your seat?? lol jk youre boyfriens sucks tho!
ravensunnyd 0
it was like a projectile, pissing all over his car while she's still siting
pepper3434 0
Um, u should have found a bathroom... U sound like ur about 5... I bet this is fake... If not... YDI
GeorgeBoosh 0
Nope: boyfriend is normal, she's sick!!! He didn't want a golden shower, and you just ruined his car seats. They have to be replaced, and you're complaining about being a little cold and having to walk for 4 miles. Learn how to pee BEFORE you go in a car. Or just pee yourself while you walk to keep warm. Sick. YDI
labudamike 6
Someone needs diapers
kenfahn 0
dump him.. definitely.
reyemrein 0
fourth. But thanks for playing we really enjoyed having you on the show.
death943 10
To all the people that say to dump him, maybe you can all give OP a ride in your cars or take her somewhere and see how "sorry for her" you would be then. It is not embarrassing to stop at a place or bush to pee with your couple or just have balls of steel..
UniverseMan 0
You should of told him to stop the car...how hard is it to get out and go pee in a bush or something
afatmonkey 0
what would happen if a rattle snake mistook her for a hiding place and went up her ass? actually, that would be funny. I'd pay to watch that.
boatkicker 5
How many rattle snakes hang out in a place that's 20 degrees?
joeyl1990 28
Or find a guy with a pee fetish
Toxxic_Blackout 0
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What a ******* prick. He could have gotten himself some action if he would have just wiped you up.
brentludlow 0
I can tell you're a 14 year old boy. noone else thinks about getting action from a piss soaked broad that just wet your seats. I'm thinking car wash and a new girlfriend! OP: YDI hardcore!
deadsrs 0
I'm 21 and I would have tapped it. He said AFTER whiling her up... prude.
AngryNinja 1
actually, #42, #7 is 13. but close. ;)
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Don't worry, I'm almost 14.
iRobynM 0
that's really rude of him. but why would you pee yourself??
WallyTheWombat 0
If you're still with him, next time you blow him, use lots of teeth. I've heard he likes getting his nuts twisted around too.
chromeLegend 0
That made me cringe. Don't get started on the habdjobs.
yoourface 0
^ lmao.
funnyboy9212 3
what a dick!
LTMcleod 0
I'd been pretty pissed if my gf did that. I'd drive her home and never speak to her again, it's not hard to control your bladder.
Osakhomen 0
It is if you have to pee really bad.
LTMcleod 0
there's no reason In holding it that long, she souls of used the restroom before she left if it was so hard for her to hold her bladder.
johnkocache 2
you're a ******.
zeldagirl77 7
What if there was no bathroom where she was at? or near by?
cwl727 33
Then pull over and go on the side of the road