Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
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Top comments
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
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Comments (134)
GSP101 0
You weren't planning on proposing, right?
kelissa_fml 16
Maybe she was sad she woke up??
Talientary 8
Well it wouldn't be an FML in that case.
kelissa_fml 16
But if he didn't know that...?
monkeysareyummy 0
BOOM! Get smoked^
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
maybe they were happy tears?
wlfmanjack 5
unless he doesn't want to get married then this dream might worry him on his girlfriend wanting to move to the next level when he wants to keep things the way they are
ThaBeasty01 5
maybe they were tears of joy ?
bfrench95 0
Stop ******* repeating other people..smh. Yeah we get it, it might have been tears of happiness. Only one person needs to say it. Look at the other comments before you before pressing the send button on your comment.
princessbits 17
Tears of joy?
ilikeapplejuice 7
I think they were tears of joy
SookyTurner 4
Lol 78 and 82
tatababe 1
Could have been tears of joy?
CowOven 7
Tears of joy.
dimattboy 6
Before replying to this comment read what # 76 said -_-
leeshyleeshy 6
Kinda seems like they were doing it on purpose too -.-
VorpikeII 17
They must've been tears of sadness.
chell1894 13
76 needs to calm down
Talientary 8
And now she's crying because you broke up with her, yes?
Chaos187 6
Break ups arent always the answer...maybe a good ole 1 2 bangaroo will cheer her up.
Talientary 8
I'm kidding, and there's always the chance that she's crying because she woke up from the dream.
Jaxx66 21
Or she woke up and cried due to happiness. It's not confirmed wether it was fear or happiness that caused the tears.
Fireashes250 16
Well, if it were from happiness, it wouldn't be an FML now, would it? But, since it's not confirmed, we don't really know either way.
xMiss_Maggot 7
YDI for being ugly.
greg84_fml 21
Sad crying or happy crying?
eltapatio16 5
Now you know not to propose anytime soon.
TurnpikeTwister 0
Stage 5 clinger alert, be weary OP...
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP maybe tears of happiness?
lexinator 0
She was probably happy. Just sayin'
SilverHand 5
Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.
EmreArslan 11
I believe what you say is true, she wouldnt be crying that you were getting married in the first place if she was ur gf. And besides, i think she's crying of happiness
biasedshooter 24
It could have been tears of joy
ElectricGhost_fml 5
...maybe she isn't "the one" for you...
yahoowizard 16
Ahh, but OP from the FML above this is perfect for you.
cocodecoeur 12
Tears of joy maybe?
fancyclown 9
You better hope those were tears of joy.