hAHAha Halo
United States
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
ccblock
United States
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Junior
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
misfitSuperStar 0
Sorry, Op!! That does suck. On a positive, she was a cheap bitch...good riddance!!!
georggx 3
lmfao. what a complete bitch!
randomviolet 0
2 things to say how would u know if he payed her not to talk to u. and she has a cheep ass dad oh my fist bf had a mom who hated me to my guts and they moved changed their last name phone number how do i know my bff moved thier and now thier married.
tiffyxmac 0
she must be broke af and she obviously didn't give a shit about you if she took him up on his offer. you deserve so much better.
H0LLiiW0OD 0
well if she's gonna take 10 freakin bucks jus to break up with u then she's totally not worth it.
loonygun 0
wow... cheap girl friend. was she on sale when you met her?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Just ten bucks? Wow. Looks like you weren't worth much.
seahorses4eva 4
She could have at least lied about the amount, instead of making herself - if possible, look even worse. She must be cheap, and stupid. Seems to me like you're better off, OP.
athenalove120 0
aww that's soo sad
athenalove120 0
she is prob a ugly bitch anyway!