Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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greenltrn2003 0
my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel
kitfoxmedia 0
that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha
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Comments (180)
kitfoxmedia 0
that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha
lickmyjock 0
father getting sons gfs sloppy seconds let's hope she doesnt get pregnant.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, thats just gross. ur dad needs a life
hockeykid30 1
hahah wowow feel bad for ya bud thats a major cockblock
kayladance101 13
aww fyl that sucks
jgatch 0
i feel your pain buddy. i was in the same boat but now with my dad. ouch. tell your dad he is a complete douche
BATjr 0
get him back by hitting on his lady!
girlzrule94587 0
wow. ur dad is real low to go for lady. and ur lady is just desperate or slutty to go fo yo dad. that's sick.
JaquanKennedyFML 0
maybe he just wants some lol
mjref4life 0
ur dad is a clowncar
cadeissoscene 0
119 are you retarded haha:) if he were to hit on his dad's lady for revenge he'd be hittin on his mom lmao. ..... beside's technicaly he's already been in her!
upinyourphaedrus 2
I don't think that banging his mom will prove much.
foolforcaring 0
wtf??? ummmm how old are you and ex gf anyways?
div01 2
tell him everytime he kisses her, he sucks your dick.
Starfire22 5
lol
darkerkiller89 0
lol 104 but that sucks dude.
HanaxD 0
What the fluff. o.O Your girlfriend is weird. Get another one. Make sure she's, well, normal.
npk88 0
I say he goes and dates his ex gf's mom!
dudeitsdanny 10
If he doesnt date her, FYL. If he dates her, FYL x's 2. Make sure to ruin any possibility of a sex life and refer to her as "mommy". Maybe it'll freak her out. Or she'll spank you/punish you sexually =). You'll win, either way.
TheCoolGuy3434 0
what the **** is ur problem
dudeitsdanny 10
Sexual frustration. Or a sense of humor. Either way, I'm single, ladies ;D
joshhh11 0
^ this guy = win
ladida94 0
yea hes funny! n sexy ;) win x2!
Freeze_fml 17
Single? I wonder why.
mfmylifesrsly 30
damn! hit me up on fb! rofl
CharlotteRx 4
this funny sexy boy FTW^2
NeedsMoreCowBell 0
ur ******* hot
ivyy 0
wow Danny u r ****** hot ;)
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Danny, you sir are brilliant in the area of awkward comedy. I salute you.
misstripleu 0
i'll relieve that sexual frustration ;)
tastymonsterkake 0
you, goodsir, are a serious case of a sexy-win[:
greenltrn2003 0
my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel
greenltrn2003 0
oh no dont stress....I had sex with her too. :P
infiniti_G 0
EW
ladida94 0
shes a whoooooooooooore
greenltrn2003 0
yes...yes she was...but she was my *****. *tear* lmfaooo
ladida94 0
lol!!!!!
rjisreal 0
don't say stuff like that "JESUS CHRIST"
kitkatt978 5
that my friend, is called 'rape' in my book
NickACD 27
I honestly wouldn't care that it's my dad, if they do that they don't care about me. So report him for statutory rape. I'd do that.
rupertajm90 15
and you didnt have him arrested?
happypapp12 0
Son stop complaining she's mine now ok? Stop being such a pussy
me5 0
Have sex with your dad's gf. ha ha
JustGines 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
condom101 0
his dad is probably a G
anela_fml 0
is he at least good looking if not.... well there's no way to put that it will be great for him when he's stradling her and she says that's not how your son does it
quelbaby 0
wow ur dads a dick and ur ex is a *****
ChrisCTL 0
Thats is absolutely discusting. if that was my dad I would kill him. I mean, if anything happened.
div01 2
disgusting*