Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML
Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, I ran into my boss when I was at the beach. He told me he was sorry for my loss. I asked him, "What loss?" Then I remembered I’d lied about taking time off under the pretense of bereavement of my grandmother passing away. FML
Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I was talking to this really nice guy who likes me, and he tells me he's packing. I asked him where he was going, he said Puerto Rico. And I said "LUCKY!" He replied "it's for the funeral". I forgot his grandma had died. FML
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ihatedads 0
OP you didn't know! just say sorry ):
FFML_314 12
Mercy, that could work for this FML. Maybe OP could cheer up his co-worker, by convincing him his grandfather isn't really gone. He's among the living dead! This could work. Good job on the interpretation. :]
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Comments (70)
Baileybby18 0
jerkk move I hope yu said sry afterwardss(:
doorfloor 0
you dun goof'd
Lozza111 0
not a jerk move if OP didn't know, just unfortunate that that was the reason, sucks to be you OP, get a better job? lol yeah, I think it sucks more that you don't like your job because your co worker should forgive you if you apologise.
aznkimmy77 0
You meanieee! JK! ;P You apologized after, right?
Damiclius 0
i am so trollin kthx baaaaaiiiiii
racerapj 10
well then
Damiclius 0
youre black ^^^^^
FFML_314 12
You're a giant question mark ^^^^
skroal 7
YDI for being bored out of your mind at work, then telling your coworker he was lucky to leave early, when you remembered he was leaving for his grandfather's funeral.
pwincessa23 1
ydi.
Damiclius 0
you have a dike haircut person who replied to my racism.
FFML_314 12
You have a hard time grasping the english language. Pointing out that someone is black, isn't racism.
angelk11 0
lol 21
Damiclius 0
Actually i'd like to point out when I'm in "trolling" mode I enjoy being illiterate. kthx il go bak 2 talkn lik dis
FFML_314 12
Mercy, that could work for this FML. Maybe OP could cheer up his co-worker, by convincing him his grandfather isn't really gone. He's among the living dead! This could work. Good job on the interpretation. :]
FFML_314 12
I would hire you, then again, I would be just as bad as you, if not worse :P
TheOptimist 0
Dike haircuts are sexy... O.o
FFML_314 12
Lol, my hair is down to the middle of my back. He tried though, that's what matters.
TheOptimist 0
Wait... Is that even you in your picture? Or an old picture of you? Your hair doesn't look like it's down to the middle of your back. I'm so confused. Ugh. Be right back, I shall go sit in the corner with my dunce cap.
FFML_314 12
It's up in the back. The hair thats short is my bangs. That picture is fairly new. I suppose I didn't realize that it looked short, because I know it's not. :/
Brittney_E 0
muffin basket? :D
MarkerofMagic 0
that sucks OP I agree with FFML and mercy. you should try cheering him up!
number0 8
YDI for not having a funeral to go to as well
theFMLwhore5 0
OP...asshole much? I know you forgot BUT STILL! >:(
Austino713 0
And the guy is a black belt in karate and whooped ur azz tell us the WHOLE story or Ima have to lolz!!
nabee26 15
7- Actually OP did know. If you read the FML it's says "I forgot".... Duh
aoelk424 0
haha how considerite of you
starile 20
HAHAHA Yeah, this is REALLY funny upon first read :D After that, then it's just kinda sad :c *snort*
jazziness 12
How was op supposed to know?
PhishloverA 14
#72 probably was told before but then forgot. It happens to everyone
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
Wow! Way to be an awful person!
ihatedads 0
OP you didn't know! just say sorry ):
Nena713 0
The OP did know, he just forgot.
lonerftl 3
He forgot, he already feels bad not need to make it worse people.
luckycolors857 0
aww it's ok OP. but it's more of a FYOURCOWORKERSL
chevyygirl 0
haha #4 is a winn:) and op, thats pretty sad.. hope you apologized
Jessicaa96145 0
op. fyl but more of a FHL. but most fyl that say I Was Bored in it usually is a YDI. but fyl. fhl.
Jessicaa96145 0
most fml*** sorry
rainbowhobos 4
Don't feel bad OP. :] Everyone says stoopid stuff without thinking sometimes.