Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
ladiezfosho 0
ydi for being stupid in pickin the good ones
Igor_g5 0
You must not be very good if that's all your worth.
DAN7IEL 2
YDI for not being worth more than ten dollars
fyourlife1990 0
it's funny because your girlfriend is a cheap ass bitch
Bliitz1 0
Wow, that sucks. =/ Not worth bringing yourself down for what had happened. You deserve someone a lot better than her.
perdix 31
YDI for dating an anti-*****.
mrshaun78 0
u obviously didn't have a girlfriend before either
sexygangster 0
ouch...
vikingbisongirl 0
Wow, $10.....she's either reallyyy poor or she didn't like you very much in the first place. Or both. Sorry about that, there's other fish in the sea though :)
debbiess 0
what a cheap *****!