Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
dieders
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Red Sox Nation
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
broke
United States
The price of love
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Thanh Quang
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Top comments
Climaxx 11
If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.
tennisrapper1 14
Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!
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Comments (91)
iamsosurprised66 3
lol
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Pussy
dayzz1 10
Lol FYL :p
Climaxx 11
If she broke up with your over a message, probably the best $1 you've ever spent.
noshatsherlockk 15
It obviously doesn't matter to her that you're out a dollar. She probably gets a lot of those thrown at her.
BarDownDaily 12
This reminded me of the FML where the guy got fired over a text message and it cost him 25¢
J3R3MYY 14
Its probably why she broke up with OP cause hes STINGY!!
Michael_92 20
@35 I don't normally agree with mean comments but I agree. That dollar would be the LAST thing on my mind if my gf ever broke up with me.
farnsworth 3
You must pay $1.00 to see this comment
xStaciexLynnx 15
Breaking up through a message doesn't ALWAYS mean you're a worthless bitch. Once I asked my boyfriend to meet up with me to talk 3 different times or call me so we could talk and work things out and he refused so I broke up with him through a text. I don't think I was in the wrong.
ladyLALAA 29
Don't worry 35, he's just cranky because he's sick!
Sebastian_NG 17
What happened to 1,2,3?
sydneynault99 7
text message break ups are ****** stupid
NeverDont 13
That was just... dumb.
RobboXD 5
What a bitch...
ScaughtieHolden 11
We don't have the whole story. OP could've been abusive or something.
swoozie23 6
Yeah! Smack-a-bitch!
tennisrapper1 14
Damn! She basically robbed you of 4 gumballs!
PeeNaught 3
That's just ******* hilarious, the best response here, and one of the best of the best in FML history period in my book....well done....five stars....five stars....rofl lmao....
silentbutfunny 0
38 ...ha.... Ha?
Rachel1987 4
38, drugs are bad mmmkay?
Urbanchiller 0
Sarcasm failed, do not try again.
freakinglaugher 10
*Fry Face* Not sure if sarcasm... Or drugs...
hombrepollo 0
I'd say one dollar is worth finding out the truth. Its better then walking in on her ******* some guy.
dasteve 0
Then he'd have to kill them both.
Kir0v 3
I don't know if I should be shocked or agree
perdix 31
What would you get to see for $10? ****, maybe?
jacob4592 0
That was funny as hell lol
GoW_Chick 15
... or he could get sucky sucky 5 dollar.
ClassyCommando 13
Me so horn. Me love you long time.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
59-Full Metal Jacket FTW!
coyfish 0
Was it worth the money?
astralvagan 20
What do you think? He's writing an FML and had to pay $1 to find out his chick dumped him!
Roevera 14
Tell her she can pay a $1 to kiss your ass!
hurrican_fml 0
That'll teach her!