Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
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Top comments
fmlbrooo 0
Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
jgray106 3
snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
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Comments (122)
EightInchNails 9
Terrible.
momentum 0
she was broke.
stephanie0613 0
shows how much she cared, and thought you were worth. who cares move on.
hairdreser0nfire 0
she was probably kidding.
ggooo3 0
quickly take the money from her nd say deal! that'll trick her! and pluss you get money!!! u can buy a better looking hooker! :D win!
KingDingALing 9
Wow...make her feel bad and say that you were only using her for sex, OP.
cantfightfate 0
lol this is actually funny.
skittle68 0
a better looking hooker for $100?? Doubt it...
bailes_o_hay 0
you gotta big quick on the draw man
tooGee24 0
she maybe was thinkin of takin tha money but still stayin wit u. that's wat I would of done it's not like the dad would get the money back. he will learn his lesson for offerin money for shit like that
Angi95 3
Can anyone say future prostitute.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
First. Let's see how fast this gets moderated.
fmlbrooo 0
Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.
MissErikaHart 0
and she didn't want him either apparently
MissErikaHart 0
what r u talking about 90? just curious cuz I'm a lil confused. u talkin about me? just wondering.
MissErikaHart 0
I was just askin, it did seem quite ambiguous
fmlbrooo 0
Uhmm , Whatttt ?
ajporrasm 0
I've seen this fml before, I think I'm going to call it fake
JustALesbian 16
Not really, she was telling him he wanted to break up and getting him the money early
its_tuesday 6
you were second but we'll see how long it takes anyway lol.
FFML_314 12
Haha! That made me laugh. The visual I get of your girlfriend snatching the money and running away giggling, is priceless!
Justincolon22 15
That's because your a ****.
kittenzZz 4
You're a stupid bitch
Aldoxin 0
Party animal incest time!
jgray106 3
snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha
KarinaLizeth18 5
Exactly what I was thinking!! xD
Peacemaker9 7
lol win!
MissPo3s 0
Sucks for you, OP!
Mirorbo 27
Probably a blessing, darling. If she was that quick to take the money, she may very well be into relationships only for the money and gifts.
banananut 0
maybe she was kidding?