Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
seeimdee 0
haaha how old are you when it only takes $10????
shineylight 0
she mad poor i would have gone for 20 D: LOL
NightKiller 0
You're girlfriend wasn't worth it in the beginning if she left you for ten dollars.... Or you were a bad boyfriend. We have no way of telling if this is a YDI or an FML. :/
Schooled 0
wow dropped for 10$, her dad just straight up owned you
ViciousLily 0
wow shes cheap. you could of gave her 20 to stay with you
ryanmp1986 0
look pimp you need to go bust a cap on the pops and get your ho back. Maybe give her a taste of some pimp slaps.
Random_Spic 0
xD
MTBowen11191993 0
You deserve it... and I don't mean that in a bad way. If she's willing to stop seeing you for ten dollars, she's a really crappy girlfriend.
looney_bin 0
My question is why her father didn't like you to begin with.... If you are disrespectful you might deserve it.
Krissycakes 0
Wow, anything for $10 dollars, I wonder what she would do for $15? lol
Animallover36 0
Listen, she's not worth it. Don't think about it too much. She wasn't a good girlfriend and I don't know, maybe you're a good boyfriend or a bad one. You'll find another girl and let's hope she's better than your ex.