hAHAha Halo
United States
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
ccblock
United States
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Junior
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
ExoticMess 1
For some strange feeling I think you may have just unwillingly dodged a bullet there my friend. Lol.
arabianhorse1234 0
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if she dumped you for $10, you're both too young to be dating. Or she was gonna dump you anyways and figured she might as well get something out of it.
Selsa_Squirrel 0
The answer is simple. Pay her $20 to give you a BJ, bet her dad would love that. :P But in all seriousness, find a girl worth your time.
Primus_fml 0
This is actually a good thing. Clearly she didn't care much about you, so now you can take time to find someone who does,
x0xo 0
wow..she'd make a cheap prostitute..just saying..
fakename23 0
#93 i wonder if ur right about the cheap prostitute thing cuz all i have is a 20...gigity
ARScratch 0
$10???? what is she 11????
rairai 14
lol I guess you figured out your worth
jellybeans4833 7
true love~
keithler 0
for a ten????? hahahhahahahahahahhaha
laden_swallow09 35
The only reason YDI is for going out with that *****