Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
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cacheson 42
So... why was he doing this in front of her??
Hangryko 32
Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.
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Comments (12)
cacheson 42
So... why was he doing this in front of her??
ErvaMarrie 5
Why would he do it behind her back 👀👀🤷🏾♀️
bloopaloop 27
You lost your girl and the money, HAHA!
Hangryko 32
Originally posted by ccblock, September 17 2010, from the United States.
slowhandjp 18
How did you know that?
MidnaLink 35
I just looked up “offered me $100”, and what do you know, two matching FMLs, word for word.
alycion 39
If a FML is missing user info and just has a date, it’s rehashed. It’s like they are using old ones to populate the page since submissions seem to have slowed.
mfranks19891989 10
I guess she needed the money more then she needed you.
Kaneki Chiaki 15
Was it a joke or did you guys actually breakup?
jbuckets_404 39
Spend the money, then get back together!
weazle 13
This is also an old fml
InnocenceBlue 38
Stop reposting omg