hAHAha Halo
United States
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
ccblock
United States
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Junior
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
luckycolors857 0
if she dropped you for 10$, either she didn't like you or she's 8.
FarSide 23
If she was 8, dad could have offered her a Slurpee.
MarkerofMagic 0
that or some silly bands.
indigo1 0
sounds like you are not worth alot, she has no values and is skint! move on. you deserve better.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
BallinJ 0
ydi for ten dollars being worth more than u.
kerrygirl 13
dad tried to get me to break up with mine for a holiday and a puppy......
Intoxicunt 6
A holiday AND a puppy? Either your dad is generous, or you were with a really bad guy. Oh man, this is giving me ideas. My mom used to just make me break up with them, but I'm 18 now. I can get some serious bribes. >:)
kerrygirl 13
haha nah still with him.....that was like a year ago......3 year anniversary this wknd! although a puppy wud have been nice......
Intoxicunt 6
"Moooooom." "Yes?" "I'm dating a murderer. Can I have a dog?" Other person (I'm too lazy to scroll), congratulations! I'm happy for you guys. I just hope your dad is too. It's awful when parents hate their kids' significant others. :/
Krissycakes 0
then get one
nerdsgetmehot 23
Obviously she wasn't that into you if all it takes for her to get rid of you is $10. Find someone who actually values you!
theBIGgamble 0
yeah that's the answer...pay her to stay with you..cause that doesn't make you more pathetic then you already are for getting rejected for 10$
beastly35 0
#37- that's what I was thinking.
teriberri 0
Wow you must be terrible lay fyl
hiimeugene 0
You know, not everyone is all about sex. Spoken like a true *****!
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for going out with a girl desperate for money. who knows what else she's done while going out with you to get some cash. :)
jordan75_fml 0
10$!! either ur gf was stupid or she was gunna break up with you any way either way ur life sux srry!