Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
wow your girlfriend is ******* cheap. FYL
thebamfcountinex 0
^how the f*** would that have helped? &@ op, unless you live in the third world, I don't buy it. she's lying, her dad is, or... ...could the journalistic of FML itself be...?
DaTruth1222 0
shoulda counter offered her a whole nother dollar... im sure she would have gone for the $11
Ross_H 0
Offer someone else $10 to steal his car.
lordofkiwis 0
u must not be a good bf then.
robot10 0
So the thing you two had is worth $10
kay96 0
Wow, FYL. She probably wasn't a good girlfriend anyways then.
thisismeFMLing 0
FYL man. She's no good for you, or she's just cheap. Pay the bitch $11 if you want her back
gumzy 6
wat a cheap dog!
thedabinator 0
so you're cheap...