Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
Journiexo 18
That's terrible! Sorry OP :(
marcranger 29
Ice cream vs. marriage? Girl's got her priorities straight! Seriously, OP, if you've learned nothing else from all other proposal-related FMLs, it should have been that you should always at least discuss marriage in general terms before actually popping the question, although in this case I do also question your GF's wisdom in taking a selfie with her ice cream...shit's gonna melt if she dicks around instead of eating it.
thisguy22 33
Sounds like you lucked out... Congratulations!
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Ex-Girlfriend of the week goes to...
False_Stupidity 42
What a selfie-ish bitch!
asmb100 27
You deserve so much better, bro. There are other fish in the sea, you just have to play with your rod until you catch one.
Criticalvector 4
ex-girlfriend?
nitrog100 21
"No" in like an ex-girlfriend sense, or "no" in a, 'This isn't the right time for us to make that kind of commitment' sense?
somthingstupd 9
Your first sign should of been when she started taking selfies with ice cream haha
goliatron 9
Ice cream-blocked!