Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
mangelon86 15
You dodged a bullet sir.
Saub 19
Maybe if she loves social media so much, she should marry it.
Dozer1988 14
90's reference, ftw.
kingdomgirl94 29
... can you reference a period of time? You know, most people would just say that its something kids say, not call it a 90's reference like the 90's was some sort of movie or has a fan following. Weird.
marick73 4
I know it hurts. But From the first half of the message I'm going to go ahead and say congratulations, you just dodged one massive bullet.
tbon3r 15
guess she didnt want a ring put on it.
pwincess_jess 9
Sorry brah
Spadoinkle 10
Well, I obviously don't know either of you, but from what I read, she sounds immature and self-centered. I personally don't get the whole selfie thing, and to interrupt your proposal to take one? Yeah, I think you can definitely do better. Find a girl who isn't so into herself or social media.
hmwsb9 4
We can see where her priorities are... ... hm...
vividpictures 17
What a charming woman..
ohSNAPyall 27
She sounds like a child, and like y'all are too young for this.
dragonrider1959 18
Dodged a bullet there