Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh least bad news goes well with ice cream.
Vagitarian1 10
She's not the problem. You are. You can't be so desperate as to want to marry such an obviously self-centered, immature girl like her. Grow a set, and move on.
football98_fml 20
Rejecting your proposal doesnt mean she doesnt love you, it just means shes not ready to be fully committed yet
speakersboom 19
Taking a selfie in the middle of the biggest romantic gesture a man can make, and then saying "no" to said gesture, does not sound like love to me. Sorry, OP.
cwrocker 14
Yeah, you probably better off without her if thats how she treats you.
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, at least you can return it, get your money back, then find someone more worth while...
nlm92 15
Ooohhhhh I thought he was proposing to take an ice-cream selfie and was sad cause she said no
ChaCerCam 14
#55's right, why is there so many thumbs down?
Matrix_Redeemer 6
Because he's not right.
CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
blubblubbnb 6
he dodged a bullet I hope you mean
CoGhostRider 31
Yes. That's exactly my point
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I'm not sure why anybody would want to marry somebody who does selfies with everything. It's got to get annoying.
cryssycakesx3 23
even the word itself is annoying.
Nordrag 26
You know what's not annoying? puppies. I suggest we replace the world with puppies.
Dozer1988 14
Yesssss. I fully support this puppy idea! Make it happen.
lifesabish 9
But what would we call actual puppies?
dudecall 18
#74 I also suggest we replace every word with puppies. Puppies?
lmelendez 7
Dude, that's cold...
jackwilliams 9
Was that pun intended?
thatgirlinoregon 21
Sounds like the The OP's proposal got... *sunglasses* Iced. YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
euphoricness 28
No, 16. Just no - let it go!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#20 Subtle, but very clever!
kinky44 28
She gave you the cold-shoulder
NatsuD_fml 13
She's such a cone head.
Yeshua_fml 19
Sweeten the offer with another cone?
Nilorak 24
Maybe she got brainfreeze?
Tundulinski 7
She'd need a brain first
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Let me take a selfie!
shutupshane12 12
How about not
Veratas 9
clearly there's more important things in her life. sorry op.
thatoneninjadude 14
Like ice cream.
mellyski 25
And bacon
cryssycakesx3 23
where did he mention bacon?
Random_panda_ 7
He didn't lol
hobojo69 23
How rude!!
sjbartholome 14
Right because when someone proposes to you, you automatically have to say yes.
kingdomgirl94 29
No, but the selfies was rude and poorly timed
mageepaigeee44 15
Said Stephanie Tanner
foxinlove 1
I am so sorry :(