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Mr Town, Canada 30 years-old Single

teegtwo 22 July 2014, 05:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

My face is a disgrace

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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dypshyyt 22 July 2014, 23:20 United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

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