Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Peaceful
Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
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UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
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Comments (118)
ethan_unoxx 29
I hope she said yes
yoursucklives 36
well, ops name is "rejected", sooo...
incoherentrmblr 22
I think what she actually said was zzzzzzzz...
keirookami 11
No answer doesn't nessecarily mean no
incoherentrmblr 22
IT'S A TRAP!!!...
thatoneninjadude 14
Maybe she will sleep walk down the aisle...
UnknownUser227 9
Sounds like she was engaged in her sleep
DeltaDragonxx 20
You sir, made my day.
UnknownUser227 9
Thats what my intention was:)
tealrobot 15
At least it wasn't a 'no'
kingdomgirl94 29
Lesson from consent: Anything but a yes is a no!
mallu86 9
It was a s'no're.
bfsd42 20
Not trying to be pedantic, but in law, silence is considered to mean yes, or to consent to something. Look it up. It's true.
Godsofdracos 15
So if I give you roofies and ask if I can **** your ass, it'll be a yes right? Silence is a yes after all, according to you at least.
Narwhal23 10
#96, well, he is correct and incorrect that silence means yes in law. Let's say you have a Netflix subscription, by not saying anything to the company, it is assumed you want to continue your subscription. But if an offer is being made (or consent) and there is silence, then it is considered a no
ethan_unoxx 29
I hope she said yes when she woke up
IvyOswin 17
Put the ring box next to her pillow for her to wake up to. Have that be your proposal. Hope she says yes!
cartoonboy 26
But just the box
z3r0d4z3 22
Put the ring on her finger. When she wakes up tell her the good news. Or just wake her up in Vegas.
Nexoux 18
That's not how you do it OP. The trick is to do it while she's conscious.
Batmans_cat 14
As i found out in court the other day. Its the same with sex...
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmaoo, original ass^^
kingdomgirl94 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Come on guys, you should know by now that rape jokes aren't funny. I'm too tired to lecture, so just lay off the rape jokes, Kay? Its a sensitive topic for a lot of people.
fax160 13
Any joke can be a sensitive subject for some people.
kingdomgirl94 29
Rape jokes are a sensitive topic for a lot of people. Its like not bringing peanuts to school because so many kids are allergic to it. Yes kids can be allergic to anything, but if something is commonly problematic, its best to avoid it all together.
Insertnamesz 3
Eh, I don't think that argument was strong enough. I'm siding with the poster above. Nobody will ever say something that won't offend at least somebody whilst entertaining another.
pitapizzaparty 18
Calm down #77 rape jokes aren't actually meant to offend people who have been raped and i don't get offended by it cause its just a joke im very sure he didn't actually rape someone
wellthen7154 12
I kind of agree with 79. Almost anything you say will offend someone. My thing is, as long as you aren't using the joke to offend someone on purpose, then it should be ok. For instance, I'm Hispanic, but it can be hard to tell, and some people will start making Hispanic jokes. I politely tell them to stop, and they usually do, but if they keep going even though they know it's bothering someone, then it's bad.
gracehi 33
But rape is such a traumatic experience and still so prevalent, it's a lot worse than your run of the mill insensitive joke.
Godsofdracos 15
True, but so was and still is racism, sexism, and religionism. But people make jokes about that. Hell on family guy they made a joke about beating his wife. While you can't please everyone, jokes will offend some, and make others laugh. Racism jokes by a black guy, some people will laugh at, but not the same joke by a white guy. Hypocrisy at its finest ladies and gentleman. At its absolute finest.
RenoTheRhino 30
Slide the ring onto her finger and wait for her to wake up. Hopefully it's a "yes!"
Queenie2014 11
Hello Tyler Perry :)
hippo1234 19
Is she narcoleptic? Was it 2am? Did you wake her up from sleep to propose? Did you preface your proposal with a 3 hour lecture on the origins of coal, diamonds, and marriage contracts? If yes, ydi. If no, sorry dude, and I hope it all worked out!
Dre27 20
As I narcoleptic, I can say that falling asleep while proposing/during a proposal could happen pretty easily. If not OP most likely deserved it for his 3 hour lecture on the origins of coal.
princesspeachxox 18
Perhaps she didn't fall asleep by accident? :/
Brandi_Faith 34
I think OP needs to re-plan how a proposal should go. I would love to hear the girlfriend'a side of this story, because I feel like OP did something in 10's list for her to have fallen asleep. That or she's a narcoleptic.
Dozer1988 14
Ouch! Your pride.
Foxfire15 15
Without more context, this feels like a ydi due to poor timing. If thats not the case, hope it all worked out.