Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
Omniprism 15
Um she just saved you from her crazy. Good luck finding the next one.
AmandaApple 4
how rude. selfies are more important to her i guess!
ciammmm 11
At the risk of sounding repetitive, you deserve better. This selfie craze is ridiculous, however entertaining it is to watch people take pictures of themselves instead of anything around them.
drunkenbabies 2
That is not fair (my advice is to trade your unfair lady in for a fairlady).
Jaevwyn 17
Clearly your in it for her looks as it seems she is as deep and thoughtful as a paddling pool
AquaManatee 8
You should take a selfish while she is trying to tell you something than say I am bored and walk away
dudeman1212 22
She's a child
AoC15 10
Damn dude
DarkGem 13
You don't wanna be with someone who takes selfies for no real reason all the time anyways, there's mucg better people out there
Mikie2501 1
Hopefully you took your icecream back, rubbed it in her face and made her walk home. Heh. ...well at least took your Ice cream back. ...and your Metallica and ICP cds. :). ...cource you prolly need to play some ICP about now ;)