Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
So romantic…
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Assumption
Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
The Boxer
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
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spluver0005 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I swear I'm losing faith in humanity more every day
ohgeejosee 19
She sounds like a snobby bitch OP, and you deserve a little more from asking someone to spend the rest of their life with you. Hope things get better :P
spluver0005 17
Okay lemme clear something up here. I'm not a bitch with a bunch of mental problems. Look around. Look at how self centered so many people are. It's hard to find someone who genuinely cares. That's what I mean by losing faith. So many people are all about themselves and don't give a shit about what their actions do to others.
jasmine2301 25
#71, 1.) #63 was stating that OP's girlfriend was a bitch, not you. 2.) Calm down.
jojimugo 20
Ohh #71 you don't want to start that justification battle on FML , you will never win
badmandilon 19
I agree with you #1 and #71, I think nobody here understood what you said. I agree, selfish people like the OP's ex-girlfriend is selfish, and that's a good reason to lose faith in humanity because more and more people only care about themselves nowadays.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Because people have NEVER been bitches right? This just recently happened.
Aspireworks 12
If you're losing faith in humanity, you have no one but yourself to blame. There is just as much, if not more, good in the world than bad. You just don't see that side on FML and the nightly news :)
Lacist 19
#1 You do realize #5 was being sarcastic, taking your commonly idiotic remark literally, right? You don't lose faith in humanity over a few disgusting traits of other people.
geekchick88 17
97, if you think that's true, you've clearly never worked in animal rescue. I'm only 24 and there is no act of kindness big enough to ever restore my faith in humankind.
spluver0005 17
For everyone bitching at me, I'm not going to stop defending my opinion. It's something that I honestly feel strongly about. First off, I don't watch the news. Most of the reason I'm losing faith is because of first hand observations. I see a ton of people who are so shallow and all they care about is themselves l and it drives me insane. I see so many people taking advantage of others kindness, in big and small ways, but both matter. Watch how a person trays their "inferiors" not their equals. You'll see what people truly are and not who they pretend to be to yet ahead in life.
starile 20
#110 Ok, you're new here, so helpful hint: No matter how well-backed your opinion may be, people on FML are tired of seeing your incredibly overused and unoriginal comment as a cheap way to respond, nab the first comment spot, or get a sarcastic chuckle. Don't take it personally and invite these long unnecessary arguments; simply know that your comment will automatically trigger downvotes and annoyance. Lesson learned.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
110- People have ALWAYS been like that.
Kukua 5
Really 101? You work in animal rescue and don't see the good in humanity? You are clearly choosing to look only at the disgusting people who abuse animals and not the remarkable ones who rescue them. I'm guessing you look at the rest of life the same way.
geekchick88 17
124, the people you speak of are my friends and family, and they are just as disillusioned and heartbroken as I am. You do it for five minutes and we'll see how you feel.
ravenevercross 19
I've already lost my faith in humanity. Don't worry, watch the news for a few nights and you'll be there too.
Sea_shelle 12
She sounds like a charmer
ChevyRedneck85 13
Not sticking up for her......but maybe she's pregnant. ...that could explain the mood swing?
vipirius 18
That's a really REALLY big maybe.
rebellionwars 11
Your comments are not interesting nor entertaining. Sounds like a charmer? Really? Is that the best you can do? I pity people who thumbs up such a useless comment. Stop trolling.
monsterfox1997 2
#112 just shut up
CallMeWindSock 24
#112 are you new here?
Sea_shelle 12
#112 and I pity the people try and act like they're far more superior, when really they're talking out of their ass. You must be new to this site. no one cares about your lashing out. It's just a comment, I wasn't trying to play as entertainment for anyone. Nice try. Welcome to FML. Take a seat.
slickchrome 11
Anyways... bitch sounds bipolar
IloveToLaugh143 21
So sorry OP!! Personally though, I think you dodged a bullet.
clumsycarolyn 17
Wow she's a real keeper
Spyfiction 6
Almost got her OP, FYL
starile 20
The look you make when you throw the Pokeball, it jiggles around for a moment... then the pokemon gets away.
Spider_Web 11
Yeah but his girlfriend sounds like she's a Zubat
KushCrushin89 10
Aww, the Pokémon appeared to be caught!
Rainhawk94 27
more like he was in the safari zone and kept throwing rocks at her
TheAbstract 15
Shhh, Snorlax, go back to sleep.
samabomination 19
Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.
BriCx 8
That's what I was thinking. Sounds like OP deserves better.
kizler 1
I dont think OP girlfriend should be blamed because OP didnt put any thought into her ring!!why is the woman a bitch because she doesnt just accept anything a man gives her!!!!!
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
@ 67 Stop and take a deep breath. Read your comment and try again.
ksks1234 33
67-- are you serious?! The ring did not fit, big deal! I am sure most people (I don't) even know their ring size. Why is it fair for the man to spend a lot of money on an engagement ring then has to spend another small fortune on a wedding ring? I am pretty sure most men buying an engagement ring put a lot of thought into it. You sound like a high maintenance pain.
imwagdc 15
#67 Number 1. Your comment barely passes as a first grader's writing. Number 2. The point you tried to make is naive and overall ridiculous. Buying the ring in the wrong size does not mean he didn't put thought into the proposal. Some people are grateful enough without a ring, just having their significant other by their side is enough. But hey, a lot of people are selfish like yourself and OPs girlfriend.
Michael903 18
Engagement rings for women at the store come in one size. Size 7. You have to pay to get it resized. Better to go WITH you new fiance to get her finger measured before getting the ring resized.
Bloink 25
omg how would you know her finger size? I don't even know my own
BriCx 8
Then some people have half sizes. My husband and I had to get our wedding bands ordered because the store didn't carry our sizes.
Sputnikspak 13
My best friend just got engaged. Her ring was way too big. She wrapped a bandaid around it so it would fit until she could get it sized. If it were too small, she said she'd have put it on a chain to show it off.
QueenSaru 28
@19 Seriously! I had a bunch of rings left to me by my maternal and paternal grandmothers that I got sized to fit me, and ended up being 5 & 3/4. If OP didn't have one of her rings to take in for sizing, the odds of getting the perfect fit were slim to none.
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps it's for the best she said no. Sorry OP.
zandalee 20
Dodged a bullet OP.
KushCrushin89 10
More like a mortar, with her tendency to blow up...
TyT63 12
luckily you found out what she's really like
x_the_lancer_x 13
Wow. It should only matter that you made the effort and expressed your love. I don't see why it should be all about a stupid ring. That's just my opinion though.
happle 21
Exactly. She can get it resized or they can exchange it if that's the only issue.
starile 20
You don't understand, the ring was being a homeboy. Clearly, she was a fat bitch. Friends don't let friends marry fat bitches. Good lookin' out, wedding ring.
JonDG 12
#43 hahahaha xD omg that made my day
Stayin_Classy777 8
Think of this as a blessing, now you know how dumb and shallow she is.
toooldforthis 19
Tomorrow when she try's to say sorry and asks for the ring back, stand your ground and don't give it to her!
fml85483 19
*tries