Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
Ziggy122 15
I dunno about you, but I wouldn't want to be married to someone who thinks selfies are that important.
Dozer1988 14
I can see the selfie caption, "this is the ice cream he got me right before I turned down his marriage proposal. #lmfao #lol #need a new man to buy me ice cream." Sorry, op. You're better off.
allison12197 23
Sounds like you're better off without her.
ajspriggs 4
i like the FMLs that are kind of a double FML, like this one, it makes you think, "well that sucks", and then something even worse happens, haha. so yeah, FYLx2
nemcali 34
I hope now ex gf. Ok that she said no but the selfie mid-proposal shows how shallow and insensitive she is
spacey_blueberry 18
You deserve better OP. Hopefully you ate something other than ice cream during your emotional recovery
melisa_hope 9
You prob don't want to marry someone who is so self-centered that they interrupt you to take a selfie I say you dodged a bullet but it still sucks!
cherrycokelove 8
I think she's to younger for you bro. like is she 13? poor you though. next time date someone with more maturity
whiskeyandrum 8
You mean, your EX-girlfriend.
Omegapi197 12
Not all people want to get married. Plus maybe it was just too soon for her. For all we know Op may have proposed after a week or what not. Though interrupting a proposal to take a picture is rude! OP if you continue to date her at least she seems more excited by Ice cream then Jewlwery.