Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
TonyDobiii 5
Damn tht sucks
rinamei 12
Gotta love this generation >< ...
monkeybuns 1
But first, let me take a selfie!
dantheman97 9
them feels
obff527 7
Most people propose with a ring, not ice cream ;)
Gus1989 9
Listen to Beyonce's "Best Thing I Never Had."
hopingforluck 10
maybe she's not ready to get married with you but taking a selfie in the middle of proposing thats really rude
NamelessFace 22
If the person I was dating interrupted me at any point in time to take a selfie I would seriously reconsider my future with this person. I HATE being interrupted, but interrupting someone who's proposing to you is unbelievable. FYL.
lilushi 8
Cheaper than the inevitable divorce would have been
vlader08 13
Propose to girlfriend ... GET REKT !!!