Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Sounds like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
DRz_Ice 8
ouch, sorry that happened OP! there is no doubt about it there are better out there for you. Keep your head up!
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Comments (135)
Cass_x 22
Did you take back the ice cream?
thatoneninjadude 14
you should hace given her the ice cream after depending on her answer.
sjbartholome 14
"Babe, I have two questions for you but you must give the same answer to both questions. Do you want some ice cream?" Then begins proposal. "Will you marry me?"
daydreamer244 13
At least you know not to waste your time on her anymore.
worldclassrager 41
#icecream #notgettingmarried And that is now wasn't the right time...maybe next time
ryan1268 18
Did you just hashtag an FML comment?
kingdomgirl94 29
Those would be the hash tags on the selfies she posted.
shutupshane12 12
Douchebag alert!
Zacbuscus 24
Now you can take a selfie of you dumping her.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
#DAIRYDENIAL
Lahailey 3
Well that sucks!
Ben009 13
Sounds like the answer you would have eventually hoped for.
Poupoule_fml 14
Never come between a girl and her ice cream cone!
Goblin182 27
When she stopped you to take a selfie you should have seen it coming and aborted the proposal. Hold on (click) you were saying? oh, nothing.