Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
eyeballs0_0 0
well think of it this way.. now you have a lot of money saved up and you're not broke! (:
depnation 0
lol now the $$ u saved should go toward getting the hair on ur ass implanted on ur head
XxxCowgirl 5
ahh that's a shame I'm sorry =( my bfs almost 21 and balding really bad idk why ppl see it as a bad thing.. it's nothing one can control and it's perfectly normal, she needs to get over herself and you deserve better.
lollerskates33 0
That blows, dude. I'm 18 and balding fast... but at least my girlfriend hasn't left me. Seems yours was a bitch anyway. Don't give up- chicks dig Patrick Stewart.
ford_f250 0
man just shave ur head bald is beautiful
mrjohnz 0
first!
mikrav 0
That sucks, but I have to say you got lucky. If she's so shallow, you'd have problems down the road. My boyfriend is 26 and balding, and I couldn't care less.
WorkThatButt 2
Tell her to shave her ****** first before telling you that she hates you being bald There's a special place in hell for bitches like her
mrjohnz 0
win.
veritaserum 0
Well, now you have enough money saved up to get your hair regrown ;)
skyeyez9 25
my husband is balding. I met him when he was 26 and his hair was thinning then. I only saw him with a full head of hair in old photographs when he was a kid and teenager. He's a great father and husband, and that woman is a bitch to dump you for the sole reason of thinning hair. That is out of your control. You deserve better.
WorkThatButt 2
Word.