Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
spoo 24
OP - totally better off. If you are looking to sew your oats or to settle down your ex is made of fail either way.,
wrangler99 0
dude some girls r ******* bitches just move on and shave your head bald then they can have that problem.
hrtstealer 0
cancel the trip and get your money back. bald men are hot! fat bald men are not.
youthink_fml 0
Just shave your head completely. Women love it. Trust me.
pedotroll 0
shave your balls too. I don't know if women like it, but it's fun.
AGGoddess 2
You're better off without that shallow bitch.
D3kl3 0
fyl
D3kl3 0
your better off without a bitch like that.
sarcdude 3
Everyone that says she's a bitch is right. She's a bitch.
The_Cardinal 0
Shave your head, dude. It's the comb-over of the 21st century... only it looks GOOD!
kaiser_m 0
bald guys are definitely hot! you got lucky on that one. at least you found out how pathetic she is soon rather than later. still sucks though.