dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
lovedoesnotexist
Belgium
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
dead
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Top comments
jojimugo 20
Is he gay?
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah sweetheart that’s not the reason, it can’t be
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Comments (16)
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
He’s right
jojimugo 20
Is he gay?
ViviMage 40
"I think it's time we split up." I have split ends myself. I have tried for years and can't seem to fix them. I just cut them off when they itch at my neck.
alycion 39
Get thyroid and b levels checked. I hate giving advice on a joke site, but honestly, those two things being off can cause massive issues. First sign is usually weight, hair, and nail changes.
ViviMage 40
Oh trust me, I've had my thyroid levels checked twice a year at least for 16 years. I need it to manage my synthroid replacement hormone therapy post thyroid cancer.
RichardPencil 32
Has he let you know that they bother him? How did he even start dating you? Were you hiding your hair under a hat went you first met?
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah sweetheart that’s not the reason, it can’t be
Reggie89 2
no sweetheart that's not the reason, I've dated a woman that lost all of her hair
Sinshine 28
He probably just needed a reason to break up and couldn't think of something proper. Sorry to hear, OP, but you'll find something better than that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Sorry sweetie, but those split ends make me want to weep. Your roots are showing, dyeing your hair a dark auburn was a tragedy waiting to happen, and, honestly, your skincare routine makes me want to barf the light fantastic. I'm breaking up with you, and you might want to consider botox, or even a full face lift, before you start dating again. No man will date a 22 year old with crow's feet, honey. Byesies!" If he sounded even remotely similar to that, he found the weakest, easiest excuse he could, and bolted like the coward he is. Good riddance.
Fushiapink 6
You can do better !❤️
EmDizzle2007 28
he picked the least offensive reason for his leaving.
AmbrosiaFan 19
consider yourself lucky... someone that vain isn't worth it.