Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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FYLTHOUGH 15
that's messed up, some people just don't appreciate anything
Feklfekl2222 32
Cliché as it is, you deserve better. If that's how she's reacted you will find someone much better for you
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Comments (127)
FYLTHOUGH 15
that's messed up, some people just don't appreciate anything
lexiieeex3 32
This is seriously the most ****** up FML I have ever read, and that's saying something.
BrutalEater 15
This FML makes me want to slap some sense into that unappreciative bitch!
TDKopecki 16
This is a prime example why I don't trust words and only actions. Had something similar happen to me. Sorry OP.
elektra2 16
I was with someone who I always supported during all the problems he faced during our two and a half year old romance. When I found out I was suffering from a disease and when I needed him the most, he broke up with me, because he couldn't handle the stress of "being there for someone". Sucks when people act selfish after all that you've done for them.
NutellaCongress 10
Sounds rough OP, you deserve better.
Feklfekl2222 32
Cliché as it is, you deserve better. If that's how she's reacted you will find someone much better for you
rshweky 17
Agreed. It's really the irony of it all that made me cringe reading this.
psychopolarbear 28
I know a dozen women who would just about murder for that kind of dedication and I might just join in on that thunder dome match. Your ex is messed up in the head.
singer0421 32
She's probably just using that as an excuse. FYL, OP. Find someone who's willing to appreciate how well you treat them.
shit123456 2
that's exactly what I thought
Darkness_Hate 29
I guess love was not in the "hair".
tormcn 26
Normally I hate corny jokes in this app. This comment actually made me laugh.
aloneingarden 15
Nice one
david66_fml 20
That's sad. It's amazing how unappreciative people can be. I'm sorry op, go find someone better :)
zyero 9
Sounds like she does t want you to be attached to her if the cancer goes to the worse frankly, don't really agree with that point of view but I understand it
laurellkawes 31
It sounds like she is now cancer-free since he was still with her when she was undergoing chemo
Flyndaran 10
Leaving, because the stress is too much is one thing. But saying it in such a heart destroying and petty manner is what makes her a bitch.
PsychobillyRebel 14
If that was the case, she would have chosen a different reason.
vaguenotvogue 13
**** her, man. Actually, don't.
xivoricbutterfly 25
It baffles me that people can be that selfish. You are a good man and you definitely will find someone better.
elusiveshame 22
Hair today, gone tomorrow. Sorry op
dyoy_87 21
I guess you could say she's gone, just like their hair Don't worry I'll show my self out