Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
watch those grapes, I nearly had my penis amputated because of one. true story
mrmerino 0
oh my gawd that reminds me of that episode of spongebob where he slips on an ice cube
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Comments (128)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
watch those grapes, I nearly had my penis amputated because of one. true story
linlyte 0
lol
LetItRise 0
you two are very frail individuals, I consider life insurance, if you had slip on a banana peel you woulda been done
MaskingTape 2
maximum grapage. he's just lucky there was no giant chicken.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Why would you suck on a grape with your penis? You think wine would come out from your arse?
broccoli2 0
poor grape :/
trick619 0
must have been a big ****** grape, like maybe the "fruit of the looms" grape
gutzz 0
ya, op mugged him then accidentally tripped over him trying to chase down the apple, he gave her worms.
GenocideTUH 0
the grapes of wrath lol or however it girs
fizzhead 4
very true(:
hotscar 3
you've been graped
dudeman1212 22
79 - But he wasn't tied to the radiator!
snowfox_fml 10
I hope you're okay :)
mz_booty 0
preety dp :
CaptinFalconKnig 6
is that even possible for slipping on a grape? I find this very funny but fyl xD
Alexweber929 14
Yes, very possible, I once broke my ankle and foot in 12 places, had to go into surgury to get it pinned in 4 places, rebroken twice, and was on crutches for 6 months all because of a cardboard box
HawkFootball 0
hahahahaha a grape... FYL
mz_booty 0
hahahaha a grape... really a grape fyl!! ^^
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
hahaha grape. fyl!!
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
hahaha grape. fyl!!
gutzz 0
oh wait... did op say they slipped on a grape?! I get it now!!
sexxy147 0
hahhaha thats funny!
sexxy147 0
3- u r sexyyyyy!
angiedancesalott 8
102, your picture is fake. Bieber does nottttt* have abs. lmfao @ believing he does.
sharpshooterace 3
that must have been one hard ass grape
atthegates 0
no shit...have u ever stepped on a grape and had it do anything but flatten under your foot? slipped on a grape....come on
luckyluke2000 2
stfu 54 u troll
jessthebest3 0
that grape was hard, so it graped his foot :)
nothing92x 13
The grape has gotten its revenge.
helloletsgo 0
that's pretty impressive
aavatar10 0
Grapes are cool
FriskyTaco 0
And nutritious!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
And succulent!
Alexweber929 14
Your profile pic is kindof fitting for this thread....
HeavyMetalViking 0
Did the grape also let out a little whine?
jtini001 4
^win
fluorescentadole_fml 8
hahahaha! nice picture too :D
SuckerPunchurMom 0
XD funniest shit evar!
savs11 13
you just got graped.
jangalianxi 6
There's the true story. Injuries sustained from being tied to the radiator and being graped in the mouth.
awardZu 0
Better than being graped in the ass.
TheScreamoGirl 0
haha the grapist:)
RedPillSucks 33
Your sentence wasn't complete. You meant you slipped while driving a grape Bugatti, right? ... Right?! Because it sounds pretty lame the way you originally said it.