Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Enoch134 0
lol I think he spent the cash on her
crailboyne 0
well what if it was the other way around...would u want your girlfriend balding faster than ur dad?
jessxoxo28 5
but its still not a good reason to break up. pretty bitchy actually. 'cause she's only going for the looks.
cbubba008 0
her friends are prob as shallow as her so with get with her best friend and leave the wreckage behind as ur bald head walks away
mcgugs 0
@62: I concur, in fact I personally think that she was merely looking for any excuse to break up w/ him
toxic10uhc 0
stop doing weed and your hair won't fall out *koff koff*
050294 0
What an evil woman!
Missy612 14
MWAA HAA HAA that's How we roll;)
funneh1 21
No, that is not how we roll.
Anteezy 7
At least you still got the money.
DonkeyDelight 0
I laugh at your icon everytime. I'm just incredibly immature ; )
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Enjoy your weekend alone, try not to waste too much money on ******.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
MXavierT 0
you just won an internets.
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
lol until it grows too fast into a mullet... then he fails
roadie42 21
yeah, good thing you didn't spend the money on her yet. shallow bitch.
TruckerGustav 0
Yeah Piccard FTW!
erjaguam 0
uh yeah
peko 0
Don't be so upset bro! Think about happy side! You are free man now!
jammin24 0
to hell with her... you have the money