Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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cuz803 46
WHOA!! THAT'S A HOT MESS. I'm sorry about this, OP. But bullies always get what's coming to them in the end. As a victim of bullying myself, I'm proud the score was settled. It's probably best you two no longer see each other anymore cause this type of conflict of interest can grow more dangerous. Like Shakespeare said: "If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?". Hurt souls tend to grow vindictive and you and your ex don't wanna cross that line. Stay safe and vigilant for the meantime.
Major Ahull 3
That settles the "My dad can beat up your dad" playground argument.
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cuz803 46
WHOA!! THAT'S A HOT MESS. I'm sorry about this, OP. But bullies always get what's coming to them in the end. As a victim of bullying myself, I'm proud the score was settled. It's probably best you two no longer see each other anymore cause this type of conflict of interest can grow more dangerous. Like Shakespeare said: "If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?". Hurt souls tend to grow vindictive and you and your ex don't wanna cross that line. Stay safe and vigilant for the meantime.
RichardPencil 32
Now that's a proper grudge!
Major Ahull 3
That settles the "My dad can beat up your dad" playground argument.
Doom_Kitty 14
I can't figure out how this affects your ex in any way?