Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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null_fml 11
I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/
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azurablade 0
lol
Enoch134 0
lucky bf every time I try and get 2 it horribly fails
Mehness 0
You never know. Maybe the "second" girlfriend is a psycho-bitch and won't give him up XD
JoshTheMaggot 8
can you say threesome?!?! haha. you two should pretend to be lesbos and pretend to go out and he'd be like WTF I was going out with both of them and they left me for eachother. haha do it
EmilyCi 0
Wow, you surfed to a chat-box in a alternate universe and met your alternate you. How Cool is that!
kikinunu 0
that sucks
xxhappyninjaxx 0
u shuld trick him like usher and r Kelly did in same girl
MF12 0
hahahaha
KarinaValencia 0
Ooooohhhh snap!!!
omnistryder 0
here I am, can't get a date to save my life and this asshole had 2 girlfriends... castrate him! (I don't need wise-cracks from anyone about my life. I know I'm pathetic. that's why I read fml)
JoshTheMaggot 8
#120 a Russian mail order bride seems to be the way to go ahaha xD and yeah castrate him haha
amazinggbaby 2
How could you guys not know your boyfriend was dating another girl when you go to the same school? you must have a pretty big school
deliciouscake 3
Had is a noticable word. Maybe it was a year ago. maybe five.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Well, isn't that nice? A new friend you have so much in common with :/
BannedStory 0
lols.
ShadowzI 0
as my friend says, chicks before dicks...
pedotroll 0
and if all else fails....dicks will have to do.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
It's "bro's" before "hoes." Not chicks before dicks
darkmis1 18
Guys say "bros before hoes" and girls say "chicks before dicks".
pyroanarchist23 0
too bad no one follows that bullshit though lol
SweetieLish 0
It could also be "Sisters before Misters"
HoesInaBox 0
yeah but "misters" is too polite for some douchebags like the OP's boyfran. :)
cucuto89 0
more like a MLIA
MaeeFlowers 0
Woah. You've got a clone? JEALOUSS.
GanjAxZermA 0
ok, well maybe that's why you have the same boyfriend, maybe that's why your boyfriend is cheating on Both of you guys, sorry about that though.. :(
jr22maz 0
Who still uses chat rooms??!?
geovanni 9
I do
Kinttow 0
pedophiles
aardvarkish 17
I'm really starting to see a pattern
null_fml 11
OP, have you been to the psych ward lately? They might wanna test you for Split Personality Disorder.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
win :)
wienerwagon 0
It's called dissociative identity disorder and any psychologist worth paying would agree that it isn't real.
pedotroll 0
dr. ******, paging dr. ******....
wienerwagon 0
Protip: Don't put "troll" in your name if you're trying to troll people. Enjoy your daily pictures of horse ****.
pedotroll 0
it obviously works. you seem upset. tell me about these pictures you have.
wienerwagon 0
lol k. Maybe you'd have better luck at Habbo.
joshhh11 0
wienerwagon and pedotroll? lovely..
whataloadofbull 0
Excellent combo choice, sir. That will be $12.99
JoshTheMaggot 8
lol the hangover was epic. dr ****** paging dr ******. I love that part. it's okay though cuz her Bf might be a ratard haha and yes he's a ratard
BrittyBFMV 0
50 - ur an idiot. That is all.
jadesvoise 0
are u guys still friends?
Sinisin2010 0
More importantly are you still putting out?
null_fml 11
I know it's not completely relevant, but the FML totally reminded me of this joke... Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "McDonagh Street." "Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that." As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on??" "Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
haydenshaw 0
haha!
roadie42 21
haha this is EXACTLY what I thought =]
BogJuan 5
Yes! That's great!
taycandy96 2
omg besties for life
pedotroll 0
testes for life!!!
youdidwhatnow 0
lmao