Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
livingdeadgirl9 0
you're definitely better off then. my boyfriend shaves his head every two weeks. He didn't used to do that when we started dating but it became something I know well and really don't mind. So who cares if she's mean, go shave your head and run off with the money! :]
pedotroll 0
like a hair transplant.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Bitch was cheating on you.
perdix 31
It's badly written, but I think he DID give her that expensive birthday weekend. Even though you've blown enough money to get a great toupée, you don't want to be with a girl who has the hots for her own dad. Electra complex, FTW! Thanks for playing and better luck next time.
CheshireHalli 19
I thought it sounded like he'd given to her as well. Great comment as usual Perdix. =3
heykelsey 0
perdix is a boss.
newfoundla22 0
dude, that means that you have all that money for yourself now!
MichieBabiie 0
So, I'm guessing you broke up with her because you found her sleeping with another man.
Twi_lover_EC 6
Bald men are hot! Shave your head. And come on you still have the money. So you have the money and your hot. What's so bad about that?
MysterQi 0
that's messed up
Cristaderzi 0
Well now you have money for yourself! And guys judge us SOLELY by our looks ALL the time!! She can't return the favor?! BS!! Get some Rogaine and quit whinin!!
CallMeHush 1
Wait... She left you for her dad? Because he has better hair? I guess they didn't lie, penis size ISN'T everything!
D3kl3 0
you never know, penis size could have been a factor too. she just didn't admit to it. :D
CallMeHush 1
True, daddy has probably been giving it to her good the whole time they have been going out.
yupitssoph 18
You're an idiot. She's not leaving him for her dad, he's balding faster at 20 than her father, who is probably 55 or 60.