Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
skyeyez9 25
Shave your head if it is too thin on top. Most women think a man who combs his hair to hide the balding is not sexy. No comb overs!
starzchick 0
you're lucky that she dumped you then.. she's obviously pretty shallow... you can't do anything about baldness..My husband's hair is starting to get thin on top, but I'm not about to go anywhere.. that's like him leaving me because after two kids, I got some stretch marks. Ridiculous. find a girl that loves you for who you are, and whatever you do, don't do the combover...
vampkid 0
Why are you balding at such a young age? Well, at least you kept the money...I guess.
MissT2608 0
Yeowch. At least she did it before you'd actually spent all that money on her, though. I say, go do something nice for yourself with it!
chigglet 0
I guess I'm one of those super evil bitches everyone calls the girlfriend because balding was a dealbreaker for me before I got married. I find a high/nonexistant hairline is completely unsexy. I'd rather date a fat guy than a bald one. Everybody has physical preferences in a partner, so why should hair (or lack of) not be considered? Big deal if it seems shallow. At least she left you now than later. She'll find a man with good hair and you will find a woman that doesn't care. How many posts have there been on here for guys leaving their girlfriends because they turned into fatties? But, in reality, women's appearances are WAY more scrutinized than men's.
alexisthename 0
I agree with a lot of what you said of how women's looks are scrutinized all the time, with the exception that weight can be controlled when there isn't an underlying medical condition. OP can't help going bald.
ynp092883 0
You'll find a woman that deserves you. She obviously wasn't it.
rouxvanity 0
well. if she only cares about your hair then she wasn't a good girlfriend anyway. besides, you've still got all that cash to spend. make it worth your wild.
mxmaniac9 0
bitch you should rape her (don't)
cherylface 13
I love sewing oats! They're so much cheaper than sequins.
foofighterfan 0
*** dat bitch u Deserve better