Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
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TruckerGustav 0
She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.
Cthulu 0
You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.
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Comments (99)
kenman884 2
Two things: 1) Propecia. Saved my hair, and there's only a small chance of decreased sex drive. 2) If she was that shallow, then better to find out now than, say, 10 years and 3 kids later. Or two weeks. Your call.
Splayd 10
Holy cow! Is that a pill or something? I would LOVE decreased sex drive!
astriofou 0
i just gotta ask. did u give her birthday present to her yet? id be hella pissed if she took it
jewelsfml 0
my husband's balding and I find it sexy ....u will find a better chick who wont drain u!
AlexHD 4
Use the money you got for weed or a hooker
yupitssoph 18
Don't worry OP I have a friend who went grey at 13. Just shave it all and try to make it look intentional I guess. Sorry you were dating such a shallow bitch, though.
sadrachel 3
She sucks my bf is losing his hair he's 25 and I love him no matter what
yaboiipoo 5
what a bitch. at least u got out of the relationship, if ur hair falling is enough to get her to break up with you youre better off without her anhways