Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
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Comments (79)
JadenSmithsDad 0
You don't need that anyway
eerrun 8
wtsf?
FemskyD 26
Sounds like the highlight in your dating Career ;')
syed121417 22
I think that you just dodged a bullet. But in all seriousness, it's sad how social media has taken our self value away. Many kids of this generation won't know how to love themselves without 60 likes on their photo, and that's just really sad. I love pictures and of course it makes me feel good when they get likes, but any dependence upon that is way more deep and unnecessary. I can't fix the shallow attitudes of many people now, but I will at least make damn sure that one day my kids will never base their self esteem off of the number of likes. It's not healthy, after all. But that's that cost of growing up in the technological era, I guess.
Lola26042002 12
That's what media does... I feel sorry for you :(
jahadude 6
is she like 16?
bryce0110 23
That's pretty selfish and greedy of her.
xapocxbiggunx 4
At least you don't have to worry about dating that attention seeking bitch anymore.
jlujan00_fml 9
What a time to be alive
stephanyovalle 15
I think you deserved it, cause you were dating a self-centered shallow person on the first place. But at least, you are not anymore! Congrats. Learn from this and make sure to date someone who cares for love, and not for "popularity" and likes the next time. ;)
LyricaSilvan 30
First off, how was it his fault she was shallow and self-centered. Second, telling him to date for people who love him is stupid, because he may not have realized she was shallow until this happened. Think a little.