Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
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Comments (79)
DrCheese 16
**** that shallow bitch OP. Better off.
CuriousYel1ow 13
Sometimes I give up on woman, then I remember that I live in the South, where the airheads inbreed with each other.
Ashd09 30
Sir I don't appreciate your hating on southerners. keep your stereotypical opinions to yourself please and thank you
DrummerWS 23
Sounds like you got a lucky escape man. Take it and find someone worth your time
iAmPaul 49
Wow she's such an idiot. Of course less guys are going to like her pictures when she was taken.
MostafaH 15
please mention this point for your next experience!
Burberryhype 20
Looks like your girlfriend and the previous OP's brother who date girls by looking at the no. of likes on their Instagram photos will make a fantastic couple!
britt2dawn 8
well it makes sense.
GunSlinger69 19
Yeah it does, if she is a stupid bitch.
Sathane 21
And her attention whoring, shallowness wasn't apparent BEFORE you started dating?
GunSlinger69 19
She seems like the type of girl who treats her boyfriend like shit but expects to be spoiled by him in return. Be glad you are done with her OP, you deserve better than that ****.
meggymuggins 10
It sounds like you're better off without her. Also, I accidentally hit ydi, so minus 1 off that total. :)