Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
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Comments (79)
Poohbear12345 4
Probably because of how emotionally ugly she's grown.
Erikaaa262 6
go back and unlike all her pictures and report her account
dalt0018 11
what a bitch
ashleyanaa 6
wow. this is what social media does to relationships. Jesus takes the wheel.
dingledanglenoot 4
That's a really sorry excuse to break up with some one. You're better off without her.
ligerzero459 24
*whew* Bullet avoided. Now you can find someone to date who's not a total shallow narcissist.
dacooliest 16
There needs to be a "You're better off" button....
_Dirty_Dan_ 11
These hoes aint loyal
anthony89_fml 12
Damn.. **** that hoe for that one. That shit was childish
samboodeee 4
That is the most fakest thing i ever heard as an excuse sorry but this is really rediculious i mean cmon this is NUTS yiu love him? Who cares about the rest ? You're his and he's yours and nothing would change that if it's true .