Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
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Oh wow! It actually got posted! I'm the OP here, and I'm 19, the reason I'm confused is because when I finished high school he and I were going to move down to Florida together so I could go to college, and I got really sick, so we stayed here. My mom was completely fine with it when we were going to move out of state but now that we're moving to the apartment complex not even a mile away. I asked her for clarification and she told me that I knew what she meant. So I asked my dad, and he told me the same thing. I think they might be screwing with me.
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thatfrenchguy 8
The good old, "you can't fire me...I quit!" trick
trellz17 19
She's probably just ******* with you
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trellz17 19
She's probably just ******* with you
jipster 11
Well that's a strange **** :p
lilhellian 27
Not really.. Mother and daughter **** exist.. There is probably a person for any type of fetish you could think of..
asnakelovinbabe 16
^ How to turn a well-meaning comment into a conversation about mother/daughter **** in just three easy steps!
Sandman366 6
11- See Rule 34 and Rule 35.
S182 15
Just because something exists doesn't mean it isn't strange... If a requirement for something being strange was that it did not exist, then no strange things would exist.
KingDead 18
#26, are one of those rules; if you can think of it, it's already been made into a ****? And literally anything haha.
counterfit 10
My mother threatened to unplug my computer more than once. I was using my laptop each time.
KingReppin956 15
Maybe shes literally gonna throw u out if u move like not let u walk out , idk im confused too. Lol
Tavers 19
If it was me, I'd have meant, "I'm gonna come over to your new house, and throw you outta there!"
MrSassypants 34
Confused also me too like confuse I also.
countryrose92 23
Maybe she meant if you announce that you are actually going to move, like in two weeks when the apartment is ready, she is going to throw out all of your stuff and kick you out before your actual move date screwing you over a little?
J08J 20
Are you thinking of moving in to your mother's house (or parents' house) or into a seperate house? It sounds like you are thinking of moving your BF in to your mother's..
nattynatters 14
No. It sounds like she wants to move out of her mom's house and in with her boyfriend. Reading comprehension. You're doing it wrong.
nerdchic 5
That made no sense. If someone wants to move in together.. It mostly means get a place or if he/she already had one that op would move there.. Not into the parents house.
J08J 20
Well I'm from Estonia and not from a English speaking country, do you expect me to speak English flawlessly?
MissMess 12
No but we do expect you not to go bandying around stupid suggestions if you don't understand the context.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Don't worry 86. You speak better English than a lot of people that learned it as a first language here in the US.
thatfrenchguy 8
The good old, "you can't fire me...I quit!" trick
cyanidesandwich 21
Look her dead in the eye and say if she threw you out of the house, you'd move out. Idk i'm confused too, but maybe that'll mean something to her...
cb1002630 11
This plan.....is genius.
interesting33 37
Maybe she means she will cut you off?
Welshite 40
I suggest you strap yourself down with some weights.
savvysomething 5
.....well either way you win!
xeka 10
******* parents.. I swear..
MrSassypants 34
I could tell you swear when you start of your sentence with "******* parents."
asnakelovinbabe 16
I LOLed at 18 way harder than a grown adult should.
BronayPonay 6
I could tell he swears when he said the word '*******'.
thatfrenchguy 8
Why would you tell us that? ******* parents is disgusting
perdix 31
#12, isn't that a little redundant? If it weren't for *******, they wouldn't become parents.
xeka 10
#18.. Smartass, i love you xD
asnakelovinbabe 16
I saw him first 43! He's mine!
kait154 7
My guess is that you wouldn't be able to come back? Or she wants the justification of throwing you out instead of you willingly going.
3rdbass 9
She'll invite you over for lunch then throw you out before you can eat.