Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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slhiggx 17
[her]
Brightside86 31
I really wonder what she meant, that's such an odd and pretty mean thing to say. Was OP gaslighting or negging her or something?
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slhiggx 17
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RichardPencil 32
So you assume that because you make a relationship stressful that she thinks all men will be like that? You know what happens when you assume...
Chazzster 32
Many men and women hold onto a relationship they want to end until they find it’s replacement and then dump the one they were with. Personally I think that shows a serious lack of character, but many people do that. They are afraid of being alone, I assume… Just because your ex was not happy being with you, doesn’t mean she’s given up on men… Use this as a learning experience. “Don’t be a dick” is the shortest version I know to express this. If you are difficult to get along with, if you are prone to constant life drama, if you consistently take more than you give in a relationship (not talking about money); then you will eventually be alone. But you can learn from this and polish off your “rough edges” and you will eventually find someone who wants to be with you. Oh, and listen to your partner - They will have told you what they don’t like and aren’t comfortable with long before they jump ship.
Brightside86 31
I really wonder what she meant, that's such an odd and pretty mean thing to say. Was OP gaslighting or negging her or something?
JasonThorn 23
Respond to the story with, "Thanks for proving that liking me didn't **** up your brain after all. It was just a PRE-EXISTING CONDITION."