AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
yankeeboy123
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye love
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Top comments
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
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Comments (107)
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
falconjade 19
Exactly,#1. If OPs girlfriend isn't mature enough to get over the amount of likes he gives her, she's not mature enough to date either
ThatOneGuy719 16
Wow, what kind of person gets mad over that hahaha. I would hate to see how she reacts to a slightly more serious problem.
adrianh1090 12
No one uses Facebook no more Instagram took over.
17nate 9
#24, Instagram is basically Twitter, for those who cannot read.
richiedbond 16
Facebook owns Instagram sooooo welcome to Facebook... They both suck.
daisylokes 16
I doubt she was serious about breaking up with you, plus over something stupid like that? chill out bro, she's probably on her bloody Mary, lmao xXx
nurchok 15
... and see how she would "like" that :)
Thrillermj2227 4
wait until she trips over nothing. bitches always be trippin over nothing
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
wolfgold2 20
Then she would dump him for not holding her hand on the playground.
Jessj958 19
Are you Stan? And is she Wendy?
BWolf7 8
Fyl
syed121417 22
I'll tell you right now that she might be overly protective and self consciousness. Get out of there while you can
TheGreatAlexande 12
Honestly, it is a really easy fix. She's self conscious and liking her statuses will make her feel better about herself, with little to no cost to you. Definitely not worth breaking up over.
MisterEx 28
#32 - what if I tell you, it's just the tip of the iceberg?
iLike2Teabag 27
Is she one of those people that get mad and take down their Instagram photo when they don't get enough likes?
Micah_Nobot 10
Run forest run
energizerbunny23 18
Is she 14...?
17nate 9
Haha, it seems likely, considering the circumstances.
worldclassrager 41
Drop Facebook...or start liking...or just leave her she seems a bit excessive
yahoowizard 16
If it was a legitimate threat then yeah I'd say break up with her, but I'm not sure. Maybe she was just joking though, but quitting Facebook solves everything lol.
tellyc 27
She sounds mature
wildcats909 9
Well... At least you didn't 'like' your own statuses too much.