Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Wolfparable 22
I don't know how old you are but I'd suggest informing social services as that sounds like a very sad situation and the 11 year old specifically needs to be taken out of that for sure and your boyfriend as well if he is underage.
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like you got the best one out of that family, unless your boyfriend has drinking/drug problems your not aware of...
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False_Stupidity 42
Seems like you got the best one out of that family, unless your boyfriend has drinking/drug problems your not aware of...
Dave_Davington 34
What about his not aware of?
Miss_Chevious 37
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*you're
Already_Dead 15
"You're" is a contraction for "You are." As in... "You're an idiot." #1 was right. "Your" is more of a possession than anything. "Sir, your hat is on fire."
Already_Dead 15
Ignore that comment. I didn't fully read #1's comment. Sorry.
Way2Fast8 20
Well this thread crashed and burned REAL quick
Jae_Hellyun 17
Was the dog smoking weed too,?? sorry op...
metalhead4740 14
is this a reference to deathbulges illustrated fml?
Obito_Rocks 6
Well wouldn't that make it a dogg?
Wolfparable 22
I don't know how old you are but I'd suggest informing social services as that sounds like a very sad situation and the 11 year old specifically needs to be taken out of that for sure and your boyfriend as well if he is underage.
HeroofWinds1 13
Agreed.
Wolfparable 22
If I may make an addition in case OP reads this and her boyfriend is underage as well. If you do call social services he may not want to see you anymore for interfering with his family or he may be relocated from your area but don't hold back because you're afraid of that be brave enough to do the best thing for them and try and get him and his sister out of a bad situation. If he is of appropriate age talk to him about getting his sister moved out of there. No kids should be trapped with parents like that.
OhWhoCares 42
It breaks my heart because kids like that don't have a chance, they're doomed before they even get to branch out in the world. I really, really hope someone can step in. OP, if you personally are too afraid to step up, alert someone at the 11 year old's school. They'll definitely do something about it. If not school, I know there are hotlines (I know personally in my area you can call the sheriff and anonymously make a report) you can call so that maybe someone can step in for the 11 year old's sake.
Wolfparable 22
Indeed #71 in that environment, with those parents, her trajectory in life is likely going to be so difficult she won't be able to right herself. If she is taken out of there and given something more stable/ caring she is still young enough to recover.
aamir251 18
Pretty bad first impression.. But not the worst! Ask him if his parents liked you at the end of it.
evilamoebaattack 20
you do realise that THEY made the bad impression and not OP?
Pyro3000 6
They're better off running for it.
ninjahesten 18
if they even remeber her
Rinat_fml 26
That's a messed up environment... If your boyfriend's clean and you see a future with him, you should definitely be there for him.
amileah13 26
Run!
MiLM 37
Nothing like a good old bonding time with the boyfriend's family ;) I hope your boy is better than them. If not, run away. Fast.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Huh, so what does 11 year olds drink nowadays?
tranced_ 45
Nutella
killer0689 20
beer, wine , tequila etc :D
Wolfparable 22
#13 please stay away from any minors. Thank you.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Why sounds like a good time.
Wolfparable 22
Well miss, I rather disagree.
TommyG493 11
OH REGINALD. I DISAGREE
Wolfparable 22
I do say, my monocle fell off during my jubilation.
bbylette 13
Kool Aid, Lemonaid, Caprisun.
kerstileann 26
Water?
Ichiya 29
Corn?
tranced_ 45
I wonder how embarrassed your boyfriend might be.
martin8337 36
The family that parties together.........
meli1195 31
ends up in rehab
jaythompson2422 9
rehab is for quiters