Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
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Wolfparable 22
Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.
Rinat_fml 26
I agree. You dodget an extremely dumb bullet, OP. My bet is she's gonna come crawling back when she finds out she screwed up. They always do.
Retaheki 27
I also agree, if she wanted to keep up a reputation on a social media site like Instagram, she is probably one of those stereotypical social media idiot. She probably would've ditched you the moment she saw another guy with more likes or something.
roxzanne22 20
Completely agree! She's not worth it if other men's opinions are more important to her than yours!
aamir251 18
Wow! Good riddance. You would never be happy with her.
Demon_of_Light 27
I always vote YDI on crap like this because OP presumably knew what she was like before he started dating her. Why date someone so shallow? You're better off without her.
exception82 4
are u sure u were dating?
False_Stupidity 42
Seems like if she is that shallow then she was not worth your time. I'm going to say that you dodged a bullet with this one.
kindasortayeah 25
She should date the guy who dates girls based on how many likes their photos get. (A reference to an fml from a few weeks ago)
Shaowolf 17
Instagram is the real deal...
meli1195 31
yeah, in shallow idiot town
bombielol 20
what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op
skippydoda 32
You dodged the crazy bullet. Count yourself lucky and move on.
Hash13 13
I say good riddance my boy.
MrsPegg 45
She seems thirsty... be glad you weren't the drink she was looking for! If she was that desperate for attention, she has more issues than a third world country.
tranced_ 45
#bitchspotted