Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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Bogrbon 27
You deserved it? Why? You deserve better. You should have ditched this pathetic wannabe of a bitch months ago. You’re gonna look back and see that this is one of the best things to have happened to you when she traps some other poor clod.
Brightside86 31
Consider yourself lucky to be done in just 3 months. I'm other people will waste far more time with her.
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Bogrbon 27
You deserved it? Why? You deserve better. You should have ditched this pathetic wannabe of a bitch months ago. You’re gonna look back and see that this is one of the best things to have happened to you when she traps some other poor clod.
RichardPencil 32
What seems to be the problem? That you've been an idiot for three months? Be glad -- lots of guys are idiots for much longer!
Brightside86 31
Consider yourself lucky to be done in just 3 months. I'm other people will waste far more time with her.
peterblack67 9
So shouldn't you be happy she dumped you?
flagbitch 8
yep
spinspinsugar 12
you dodged a bullet, bro
Ambrily 27
More like a cannonball, here.
tounces7 28
So what's the problem? Sounds like you're WAY better off without her.
Ambrily 27
And why would you even want to be with someone like her? She seems pretty uninteresting herself.
ghostinflames 13
I can't disagree with with this...op was probably the source of her interest. Once he realizes his value he will be so much better off and ready to take the world on.