Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Skinny love didn't last the year.
rainbowdonnareed 18
Thats by far the most ridiculous reason for breaking up with someone
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Comments (10)
Bogrbon 27
Skinny love didn't last the year.
Malachi Malachi 4
get a new gf...😊
rainbowdonnareed 18
Thats by far the most ridiculous reason for breaking up with someone
alex_jaguara 33
I hope noone wants her now.
bleachedraven 14
You're gonna be better in the long run, don't let someone take their insecurities out on you.
diraven 15
Should've gotten married so you could let yourself go
Chazzster 32
That sounds like an excuse and not a reason. I’m betting your ex is swapping you out for someone else. In any case, although it hurts you are going to have to move on.
Xatraris 38
It's an excuse to leave. My ex gf dated me when I was big, then I lost a lot of weight due to a health issue and weighed less than her. She started saying I was making her look bad and she wanted to get healthy. After her weight loss she said she was settling and could do better. I should have seen those red flags long ago. So honestly you are better off. Might hurt for a bit but things get better.
AutisticPat 10
I’m not be qualified to give any sort of advice, so feel free to ignore me entirely. You said your girlfriend was with you for five years? Okay, I obviously don’t know all of the details, but this really concerns me. Did her behavior change drastically in a short period of time? Did this seemingly come out of nowhere? If so, I’m worried that she might be severely depressed for one reason or another. You should never feel obligated to stay in a toxic relationship, and you most definitely shouldn’t stay with someone who is abusive. Still...if you had a decent relationship before this, please consider looking in to this situation more deeply in a non-intrusive way. I’ve had severe depressive episodes. It can cause serious trouble in even strong relationships. I’m sorry that this happened to you, and I’m sorry if I overstepped. This post really got to me. Be safe and happy. :)